Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. — Larry Wall If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. — Robert Sewell I fear the the new object-oriented systems may suffer the fate of LISP, in that they can do many things, but the complexity of the [...]

I don’t see the logic of rejecting data just because they seem incredible. — Fred Hoyle If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything. — Fred Menger Numbers do not lie, but they have the propensity to tell the truth with intent to deceive. — Eric Temple Bell Another type of backup storage uses a [...]