I don’t see the logic of rejecting data just because they seem incredible. — Fred Hoyle
If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything. — Fred Menger
Numbers do not lie, but they have the propensity to tell the truth with intent to deceive. — Eric Temple Bell
Another type of backup storage uses a number of large, thin discs (about three feet in diameter), with magnetic coating on the surfaces. — Douglas Engelbart
Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou. — Dave Barry